There is a breed of humankind, the stench of their existence reeking in every corner of civilisation, and they are known and named by the sound of their voices. They are the WHINERS.
Its interesting to have such people around, for their phatetic misery serves to double up your day's entertainment. It is, however, a real pain-in-the-ass to have to deal with them.
You have to coax them out of their comfort zone to go forth for something they innately desire but will not express in their feint narcissism. You have to lead their hand to the execution and performance of that which they claim their forte, and when they fail, THEY BLAME YOU!
Avoid directly contact with such people when possible... Don't get too pissed with them though, just remember - "they can't help it" :)